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Good Morning Text

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I met you last month at a speed date
Last night we talked an hour or two
Things were right on track
But then I had a heart attack
Because of what you decided to do

You didn't send me a naked selfie
You didn't solicit me to go and sext
No it was worse than that
Freaked me out to the max
When you sent me a good morning text.

Don't text me "Good morrrrrrrning", Baby
When you don't know my last name
Don't text me "Good morrrrrrrrning", Honey
We're not that far into the game.

We can have a long conversation,
We can go out and buy some drinks
But when you text me "Good Morning"
What on earth am I supposed to think?
Oh, what on earth am I supposed to think?
A friend of mine was greatly disturbed when a girl she barely knew texted her "Good Morning" earlier today. This freaked my friend out immensely. She was not ready to receive "Good morning" texts from somebody she just met at a speed dating event a couple of weeks ago. So I wrote her a song that she could sing to her overeager female admirer. Hope you enjoy!
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Lapulta's avatar
THIS FEAR IS REAL. //laughing

I mean, I do this occasionally if I have something to say, but I've only done it to one person when we were planning on meeting up in the early morning~ It'd be super awkward if someone did it to me when we barely knew each other.